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I could give a million reasons
Why we should not be friends.
Our moods change like the seasons;
When my mood ends your mood begins and
I'm a tease, I'm a cockblocker,
I'm a loudmouth bitch, and a big talker,
But that’s okay
I’ll grow up someday...

-Jay Brannan, Half-Boyfriend
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I'm irrational, whiny, I like drinking red wine.
I like drinking dark beer and causing mischief. Good clean grief you must believe and I ain't no thief. (If you caught the reference there, you're fucking awesome.

I like talking to people from far away. (Hi Kieren Katschen)

I like boys, they are my greatest vice.
I'd give it all up for some love and stability, though, I just want a happy good time. Someone to come home to and be normal with. Make dinner for.
All that domestic shit I <3.
I feel like I'm spinning my wheels and doing the same things over and over. I want out of my rut and

I listen to a lot of Placebo lately and I think its affecting my thought processes.

Smart, know-it-all guys or guys with strong opinions and belief systems are fucking hot.
I can't explain it. Just hot.

Also, any dude who can do a pull up/chin up (whatever you want to call it) will practically have me down on one knee proposing. I can't explain why, but there is something ultra sexy about it. I don't care if they can't do it. Its not like a deciding factor or anything, but if its there... MEOW.

Also, I love nerds. Love love love it. You have the Pythagorean Theorem tattooed on your ass? You like dragons? You play WoW, Conan, Warhammer (Space Wolves!), CoH or CoV? Awesome.
You read Dragon Lance Chronicles? Absolute favorites of mine.

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